Did you know that M83’s Midnight City and Smash Mouth’s All Star have a tempo difference of only 1 BPM?
I thought I had enough allstar
WHAT THE HELL
This is what every allstar mash up has been leading up to. This is the culmination of everything that’s right with the world. This is jerryterry’s magnum opus.
me: *on a movie date* so do u wanna watch shrek 1 or shrek 2
BOW DOWN TO THE KING
REBLOG IF YOU EVER SEE THE CREATOR OF TUMBLR .
Rule one: Reblog the creator.
Rule two: If you don’t blog the creator, get off of Tumblr
Rule three: It is impossible to ignore rule one so rule two is generally invalid.
actual tumblr rules
this post violates at least two of them. im sorry sir/ma’am but im going to have to arrest you now.
why am i on this shitty fucking website
saltonara said: Can I have your autograph?
*Shoots you in the head point blank and the blood splatter inexplicably spells out “CRIMSON” in the same font as the disturbed logo* *Smiles evilly*
Jesus Christ what the fuck
Shoots YOU point blank in the head and your blood splatter spells out the words “Piece of SHIT” in the Matrix font* *Tries to be edgy by murdering people and spelling out words with their blood, misses Izanameowe catastrophically because he has the incredible ability known as moving out of the way*
"Don’t do that."
*Raises a brow* A realitybender, eh…..Well luckily I know what your kinds’ only weakness is *Blows up the entire universe* *Grins* Fucker
"Don’t do that."
No your dead fucker
"I’ve had worse."
Worse than the universe blowing up?? Fuckin *Blows it up like ten more times* DIE
NEVER *Destroys the universe like a million more times, killing you* What’s wrong with your face
The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhino. Titanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.
I’m so glad they aren’t around
omg me too. I’m scared enough of 26 ft long anacondas. I’m so happy Megalodons, those giant sharks, aren’t alive either
Praise natural selection
I remember watching Walking with Beasts or something similar, or some British tv show about evolution
The subject was something like a 12 foot long water scorpion
I was so startled by its sudden appearance and narration that I yelped: “12 fucking feet?!?! I’m fucking glad it’s extinct!”
Dude, prehistory was home to some fucking TERRIFYING creatures. For some reason, everything back then was enormous and scary. Extinction doesn’t always have to be a bad thing!
And Poppy, what you saw was an arthropod known as Pterygotus (it was actually featured in Walking With Monsters). Not only was it as big (or maybe even bigger) than your average human, it had a stinger the size of a lightbulb. REALLY glad that bugger isn’t around anymore.
Also, Megalodon deserves to be mention again, because just hearing its name makes me want to never be submerged in water ever again.
GOD, I HATE THIS POST. HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW THAT SHIT ISN’T STILL AROUND? LURKING? EVOLVING? WE DON’T. WE DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT DOWN THERE. THE OCEAN IS A PRIMEVAL HELLSCAPE NIGHTMARE AND WE ALL JUST DIP OUR STUPID FRAGILE UNPROTECTED FETUS BODIES AROUND THE EDGES OF IT LIKE THAT’S NORMAL. FUCK THE OCEAN.
these are fucking kaiju the precursors sent to scope out the planet im fucking convinced
In light of the 50 Shades of Grey trailer coming out today, quick reminder that that book is about an abusive and controlling relationship, not BDSM.
Fanfiction (published or not) is important for women of all ages to explore gender roles and sexuality in a way that is less stigmatized and more accessible.
But do not do the BDSM community a disservice by calling the relationship described in the book a BDSM experience.
Party like a Time Lord
Dress like a consulting detective
Eat like an Angel of the Lord
And own my life like Robert Downey Jr
If you’ve never sucked your own dick, you don’t know shit about video games.